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6/14 @ 10:45 PM

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6/14 @ 10:02 PM

TheOnion - Stunning E3 Announcement Reveals New Video Game Consoles To Phase Out Graphics Entirely http://t.co/9bT1NCNphJ Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 9:15 PM

TheOnion - Nation Demands New Photograph Of Edward Snowden http://t.co/PSxrdYy4rf Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 8:31 PM

TheOnion - Loose-Knit Community Not Particularly Shattered By Teen’s Death http://t.co/mwRdjRyvb3 Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 8:01 PM

TheOnion - The son he always wanted | More Gifts For Dad Around The House: http://t.co/xpt2UjmJey Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 7:15 PM

TheOnion - In Sports: Man Who Plays Game For Millions Of Dollars Called Gutsy http://t.co/GtyE3U18UX Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 6:46 PM

TheOnion - If Cast And Crew Of Local Production Of 'The Music Man' Being Honest, 'Marian The Librarian' Number Needs Work http://t.co/9hBgwpYhIq Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 6:01 PM

TheOnion - Magic Johnson An Inspiration For Those Living With Terrible TV Presence | More NBA News: http://t.co/35t9g5oGQj Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 5:35 PM

TheOnion - [American Voices] “It comforts me to know there’s a horrifying reason for my total loss of privacy.” http://t.co/9KI3hZI8jb Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 4:44 PM

TheOnion - SLIDESHOW: The Week In Sports – Week Of June 14, 2013: http://t.co/SmS9o6yJdQ Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 4:20 PM

TheOnion - Pocket-sized fun packs of mulch | More Gifts For The Active Dad: http://t.co/PJ6XzA5Vtr Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 4:08 PM

TheOnion - The Onion’s Father’s Day Gift Guide, Part 3 Of 3 | For The Active Dad: http://t.co/9kuWHxCoxq Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 4:07 PM

TheOnion - The Onion’s Father’s Day Gift Guide, Part 1 Of 3 | For The Active Dad: http://t.co/9kuWHxCoxq Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 3:42 PM

TheOnion - Stunning E3 Announcement Reveals New Video Game Consoles To Phase Out Graphics Entirely http://t.co/HjldavhdYO Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 3:33 PM

TheOnion - Proud Parents Watch As Baby Forms First Brand Loyalties | More Local News: http://t.co/DZ9fuwdOBD Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 3:15 PM

TheOnion - In Focus: Nation Hoping For A Windy Flag Day http://t.co/dTkf9M4Ky3 Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 2:54 PM

TheOnion - Nation Demands New Photograph Of Edward Snowden http://t.co/sGVhnhsNLE Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 2:44 PM

TheOnion - Nothing says “summer” like this custom apron made using the hair of your mother | More Father's Day Gift Ideas: http://t.co/dTdnRmSrHE Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 2:33 PM

TheOnion - The Onion’s Father’s Day Gift Guide, Part 2 Of 3 | For Dad Around The House: http://t.co/QpalA28KMu Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 2:14 PM

TheOnion - In Focus: Fully Validated Kanye West Retires To Quiet Farm In Iowa http://t.co/fN2xRPoevc Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 2:09 PM

TheOnion - "To be honest, it never really crossed my mind to keep him in my thoughts and prayers." http://t.co/fm47kp0l59 Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 2:04 PM

TheOnion - Loose-Knit Community Not Particularly Shattered By Teen’s Death http://t.co/fx1REAPIH5 Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 1:43 PM

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6/14 @ 1:21 PM

TheOnion - Just a giant 80-pound sack of beef, power tools, and Dire Straits albums | More Gifts For The Father That Has It All: http://t.co/qBRc0LZntv Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 1:05 PM

TheOnion - The Onion’s Father’s Day Gift Guide, Part 1 Of 3 | For The Dad Who Has It All: http://t.co/8YxeERcu2g Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 12:20 PM

TheOnion - If Cast And Crew Of Local Production Of ‘The Music Man’ Being Honest, ‘Marian The Librarian’ Number Needs Work http://t.co/MgP7fvAIvM Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 11:26 AM

TheOnion - If I Could Have Any Superpower, It'd Definitely Be Invisibility | Commentary By Superman: http://t.co/OKUkl6ZuUG Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 10:58 AM

TheOnion - With the Stanley Cup Finals underway, @OnionSports examines highlights from the 120-year-old NHL championship series: http://t.co/1m3Q6Gvypf Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 10:29 AM

TheOnion - [American Voices] Longest-Living Man In Recorded History Dies At 116 http://t.co/Om22kxdEb2 #WhatDoYouThink? Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 9:46 AM

TheOnion - In Focus: New Device Desirable, Old Device Undesirable http://t.co/rSPv188BTe Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 11:20 PM

TheOnion - Office Exiles Menstruating HR Manager | ‘Ellen May Return When The Red River Ebbs’ http://t.co/KTcxyjXIRZ Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 10:50 PM

TheOnion - The Government Has No Right To Pry Into What Goes On In The Privacy Of Your Home | Commentary By Ariel Castro: http://t.co/M72YVQRq7h Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 10:10 PM

TheOnion - In Sports | Report: Waving Objects Behind Basket Has Only Resulted In 3 Missed Free Throws In NBA History http://t.co/gkPpDicVYM Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 9:35 PM

TheOnion - Friends Don't Understand How Man Not Depressed http://t.co/jtvInh6C6t Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 9:01 PM

TheOnion - U.S. Census Announces Those People Will Be Majority By 2043 http://t.co/nrm9GKrzHX Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 8:20 PM

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6/13 @ 7:50 PM

TheOnion - Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet http://t.co/gHcjLjGRFJ Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 7:11 PM

TheOnion - Tiger Woods, Nike Deal Includes New Line Of Sex Toys And Apparel http://t.co/YX0P7upksl Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 6:08 PM

TheOnion - [American Voices] “Yet another testament to the power of prayer!” http://t.co/yPQyGrfu65 Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 5:18 PM

TheOnion - IT Guy Going To Try One More Thing | More Tech News: http://t.co/Uq2DrZKGmc Retweet | Reply | Link

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