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5/8 @ 2:58 PM | |
DougBenson -
"People who like the movie ROCKY and lavish Broadway musicals, who are you?!?" -@sethmeyers Yo, Seth, me, me! #SeeingTheShitOuttaRocky
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5/8 @ 11:21 AM | |
DougBenson -
New DINING W/DOUG & KAREN to plop on Friday. If you haven't heard any yet, check out some eps in the Comedy Podcast section of #iTunes. #Eat
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2/22 @ 3:14 AM | |
DougBenson -
Having some delicious truck food from Chi'lantro BBQ in Austin, TX. Go there if you like tasty things. #Tacos #Burritos #Fries
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2/22 @ 12:30 AM | |
DougBenson -
No matter how many times I see the movie WATCHMEN it feels like I haven't seen it. #DreamState #FreakyFresh
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2/21 @ 9:21 PM | |
DougBenson -
Thanks @capcitycomedy, and everyone who came to happy hour DLM! I'm back downtown with @ChrisCubas if anyone wants to get us #HAF. #Austin
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2/21 @ 3:33 PM | |
DougBenson -
Austin, TX! Seats are still available for DOUG LOVES MOVIES today at 5:30, so leave work early and git that shit. https://t.co/tSIhWQ8IWC
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2/21 @ 10:58 AM | |
DougBenson -
If I ever get rich I'm gonna put a lap pool in my backyard shaped like an Oscar. #OscarPool
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2/20 @ 7:56 PM | |
DougBenson -
I'm psyched about seeing @311 Saturday at the Roxy in LA and on the @311Cruise in March. Who. Is. With. Me? #WhosGotTheHerb @pnut
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2/20 @ 9:33 AM | |
DougBenson -
Ask me who my favorite President is or who my favorite cat is and you'll get the same answer. #Heathcliff
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2/20 @ 9:27 AM | |
DougBenson -
My favorite thing about Tuesday is that it's not Monday. Feel the same way about Wednesday,
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2/20 @ 12:32 AM | |
DougBenson -
I want to create a tv show called ALL NEW just to get to hear an announcer say, "And now an all new ALL NEW!" #HAF
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2/19 @ 12:48 PM | |
DougBenson -
Austin, TX! Both of the shows I'm doing with Master Pancake Friday night are sold out, so come see DLM Thurs at 5:30 https://t.co/J1K6EaeS
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2/19 @ 7:02 AM | |
DougBenson -
DOUG LOVES MOVIES pod taped at Zanies in Rosemont, IL with @roryscovel @MattMira and @atpburke is available now. For free. #iTunes #NoPic
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2/18 @ 4:36 PM | |
DougBenson -
Los Angeles! Drop everything and come to Meltdown Comics today for THE BENSON INTERRUPTION podcast taping at 4:20. https://t.co/YVtYBAVf
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2/18 @ 3:39 PM | |
DougBenson -
RT @PaulProvenza @DougBenson Why do most comedians seem to loathe Dane Cook? A: I don't loathe him. He was good in DAN IN REAL LIFE.
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2/18 @ 12:50 AM | |
DougBenson -
GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD - Maybe Sunday wasn't the day they meant. #EightWordsOrLess #DougLovesMaebyFunke
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2/17 @ 4:00 PM | |
DougBenson -
I really enjoy the things you guys write when I RT a mean comment. Feeding the trolls, sure. But laughing all the way. #JIngleBells
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2/17 @ 1:35 PM | |
DougBenson -
SIDE EFFECTS - May cause irritation or drowsiness. #EightWordsOrLess #DougLovesMeds
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2/17 @ 12:08 PM | |
DougBenson -
Is THE GREAT GATSBY a movie or a really long Chanel No. 5 commercial? #TrailerAlert #NotAnAd
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2/17 @ 10:48 AM | |
DougBenson -
Just tiny-planed to O'Hare. Could use some O'Hare of the dog, if you know what I'm saying. Rosemont, let's do this! #DLM #LicenseToIL
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