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6/15 @ 1:43 AM

jimmyfallon - Trending…..

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6/15 @ 1:00 AM

woot - $34.99 : INVICTA Men's Specialty Watch http://t.co/iPirwy9rwD

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6/15 @ 12:51 AM

MARLONLWAYANS - Heard @robinthicke and @Pharrell blurred lines 10X in 2 clubs and crowd jumped every time congrats my nigs.

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6/15 @ 12:49 AM

MARLONLWAYANS - Don't bother don't stress don't worry ... Just be... And most of all be happy!!!

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6/15 @ 12:32 AM

JimGaffigan - Excuse me, I'm looking for a gift for my pet bear? http://t.co/Zp9N92LZFJ

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6/15 @ 12:08 AM

georgelopez - Thank you @BillCosby RT 2morrow @PlayboyJazzFest w amazing @Naturally7 @_JeffreyOsborne @herbiehancock @georgedukey1 http://t.co/gBL4ZigNZi

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6/14 @ 11:51 PM

MARLONLWAYANS - Photo: Chess pussy @jamieclubking bow to my Rick Owens bitch! Chess … A mans game @omarepps View more Marlon... http://t.co/eg5A1VZIta

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6/14 @ 11:51 PM

MARLONLWAYANS - Chess pussy @jamieclubking bow to my Rick Owens bitch! Chess ... A mans game @omarepps http://t.co/vQ8GKkzVO1

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6/14 @ 11:25 PM

JimGaffigan - “How do we distract our fan base that we stupidly let Wes Welker go? Oh God…Hey, I’ve got a crazy idea.” – Bill Belichick

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6/14 @ 11:22 PM

steveagee - Making Hollywood deals!!! W/ Ellen Page https://t.co/1dnE9zRLQl

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6/14 @ 11:06 PM

JimGaffigan - .@aaronrodgers See around noon at the B&N Green Bay? Then we can head down town Milwaukee for my 7pm #dadisfat event at @boswellbooks Thanks

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6/14 @ 11:03 PM

JimGaffigan - Daddy is watching you https://t.co/tZCbG1FnGV

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6/14 @ 11:02 PM

JimGaffigan - “What else can we talk about?” – The NFL Network in June

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6/14 @ 10:56 PM

JimGaffigan - Watch the @benkronberg ½ special on @comedycentral at Midnight. Not only is he funny, he looks like a serial killer.

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6/14 @ 10:51 PM

JimGaffigan - Help me settle a bet. A trail mix can include donuts, right?

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6/14 @ 10:47 PM

alyankovic - Wheee, on our way to Bonnaroo! Please tell me I’m not the ONLY one who’s going to be performing naked.

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6/14 @ 10:45 PM

TheOnion - Fold-up travel garage | More Gifts For The Active Dad: http://t.co/PJ6XzA5Vtr

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6/14 @ 10:36 PM

JimGaffigan - This is from my new line of stuffed animals. http://t.co/U7F46Y7SjS

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6/14 @ 10:34 PM

nerdist - People, @joemanganiello is seriously the bestest. ASSEMBLE PODCAST LINK --> http://t.co/0wT40YQthV

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6/14 @ 10:21 PM

kathygriffin - 2 Gurrls @SuzanneSomers out on the town ready to see @BarryManilow. You've never seen partying like this! http://t.co/7WlSd1O1t7

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6/14 @ 10:11 PM

JimGaffigan - I don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed of this. http://t.co/PHMuibV7Tr

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6/14 @ 10:02 PM

TheOnion - Stunning E3 Announcement Reveals New Video Game Consoles To Phase Out Graphics Entirely http://t.co/9bT1NCNphJ

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6/14 @ 9:20 PM

adamcarolla - @NealCrannasoon and thanks

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6/14 @ 9:15 PM

TheOnion - Nation Demands New Photograph Of Edward Snowden http://t.co/PSxrdYy4rf

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6/14 @ 9:14 PM

nerdist - YES. Can we have @NerdistNews give some away to fans? RT @Legendary Check out what we just got in @nerdist! Jealous?! http://t.co/Uf606CwauQ

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6/14 @ 8:42 PM

kathygriffin - Excited 2 present at #DaytimeEmmys this Sun 8pET! Tune in @HLNTV to see what the rest of my outfit looks like. http://t.co/aDZsD9l034

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6/14 @ 8:31 PM

TheOnion - Loose-Knit Community Not Particularly Shattered By Teen’s Death http://t.co/mwRdjRyvb3

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6/14 @ 8:05 PM

jimmyfallon - Thank you, hors d’oeuvres, for being appetizers that moved to France and got all snooty. #thankyounotefriday

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6/14 @ 8:01 PM

TheOnion - The son he always wanted | More Gifts For Dad Around The House: http://t.co/xpt2UjmJey

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6/14 @ 8:00 PM

funnyordie - What if Clark Kent wasn't Superman after all? Maybe he just disappeared a lot because he's a raging alcoholic: http://t.co/t7eImSQ1uc

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6/14 @ 7:46 PM

JimGaffigan - My personal officer for today's event, @heroesr4ever http://t.co/GXX0JFBalM

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6/14 @ 7:18 PM

JimGaffigan - “@TheLeadCNN: The Lead Read: 'Dad is Fat' -- @JimGaffigan on the show today http://t.co/3yn1s4ldcz” Thanks @jaketapper Great talking w/ you.

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6/14 @ 7:17 PM

steveagee - video for Go Kindergarten by @thelonelyisland is so god damn funny. http://t.co/VP4KEdeXhq

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6/14 @ 7:15 PM

TheOnion - In Sports: Man Who Plays Game For Millions Of Dollars Called Gutsy http://t.co/GtyE3U18UX

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