DAVID LETTERMAN's Top Ten 'Least Romantic Three-Word Phrases'

Below, check out THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - "Least Romantic Three-Word Phrases", as presented on the Thursday, Feb. 14 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM-12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

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"Least Romantic Three-Word Phrases"

10. "It really itches."

9. "Table for one?"

8. "Call an exterminator."

7. "Those weren't edible."

6. "Turn and cough."

5. "You're how fat?"

4. "Grandpa's naked again."

3. "Welcome to Denny's."

2. "It's me, Dave."

1. "Oops, we're related."


The Late Show with David Letterman is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.

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